教我几个非常好笑的英语笑话
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发布时间：2022-04-27 00:29
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好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
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1
What's All the Screaming About?
Once a music teacher took her class to their first grand
opera. The lights began to dim, the conctor began
waving his baton, and the soprano started singing.
After a while, one of the students asked the teacher,
"Why does the conctor keep waving his stick at the
woman? What has she done? So the teacher said, "Oh,
don't worry. It's just the way it is. He won't hit her!
Don't worry. And so the student asked, "Then why
is she screaming like that?"
为何尖叫
一位音乐老师带学生去欣赏一流的大型歌剧。当灯光暗下来之
后，歌剧指挥开始挥动他的指挥棒，女高音的歌声随之响起。
过了一会儿，一位学生问老师：「为什么指挥先生一直朝那位
女士挥棒子呢？她做错了什么事吗？」老师回答：「噢！不要
担心，歌剧的演唱方式就是这样，他不会打她的，你不要担心。
」学生又问：「那为什么她要这样大声尖叫呢？」
2
Fake Money
Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the
shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy,
this isn’t real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply,
continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper
repeated himself, and Jimmy kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, “I’m sorry,
young man, but this is not real money.”
Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the
shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn’t a real tank, either.”
假钱
吉米进了一家商店，拿了一个玩具坦克，给了店主假钱就走了
。于是店主告诉他：“对不起，小孩，这不是真钱。”
小吉米没有回答，继续往外走。店主重复自己的话，但吉米继续走。
第三次店主叫住他：“对不起，年轻人，这不是真钱。”
吉米看着手里的坦克，又看着店主最后说：“可这也不是真坦克呀。”
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Mixed Doubles
Teacher of Physical Ecation: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says,
'Domestic shame should not be published.'
混合双打
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？
尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢？
老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，家丑不可外扬。
暴笑：
watch sister （表姐 表妹）
表 姐妹
father mather （爸妈）
爸爸 妈妈
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He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
