爆笑英语小笑话
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发布时间：2022-04-27 00:29
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热心网友
时间：2022-06-21 17:51
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
热心网友
时间：2022-06-21 17:52
开头很恐怖，中间很搞笑，结尾很悲惨。
有一个鬼。他放了一个屁。然后他死了。
热心网友
时间：2022-06-21 17:52
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:
热心网友
时间：2022-06-21 17:53
Talking clock
会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
热心网友
时间：2022-06-21 17:53
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